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Joke of the Day

"Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you! Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?"

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."

"Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down? Because he was hit by a truck"

"What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus"

"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"

"If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there. Nobody will ever know."

"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."

"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"