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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
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"When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdRiM_BPbQ8"
"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"
"When I die I want my hand to be glued in a thumbs up, and my body lowered into molten steel."
"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"
"Life is like a penis Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard."
"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"
"BRB YOU GUYS, I GOTTA DO THIS FACEBOOK QUIZ TO FIND OUT WHAT BREED OF CAT I AM"
"Why did the fly fly? Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)"
"America, Britain isn't the ex who pretends it was mutual We're the ex who say 'Phew, missed a bullet there'"