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Joke of the Day

"If you had to choose between voting for Trump or getting into the water with sharks, would you dive in or do a cannon ball?"

"Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside"

"I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble."

"tits What does one saggy tit say to another saggy tit? ""If we keep on sagging like this, they might think we're nuts!"""

"How many immigrants. Q) How many immigrants does it take to change a light bulb? A) None. That is our fucking job!"

"We Don't Swerve Blondes Here"

"This joke made me shit myself Just a bit of self-defecating humor."

"A message from a Canadian to all Americans out there.. I'm sorry"

"I'm not getting the earth anything for Earth Day since it's not going to be around much longer anyway."

"What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? Q: What does a waiter ask a group of Jewish ladies? A: ""Is ANYTHING all right?"""