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Joke of the Day

"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."

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"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
"Hey grocery store cashiers that try to guess what we're going to cook- Shut up."
"What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? My son won't eat broccoli."
"If I could have any superpower, I would pick China."
"What do you call an aborted baby Spawn Kill"
"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"
"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""
"You don't need to wear clothes in public if you can run fast enough."
"How do turtles communicate? With shell phones."