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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."
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"Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it"
"I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement It's from Flip Flop"
"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."
"-Why didn't you answer your home phone? -Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me? -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone."
"Dad called me a cunt I always buy him socks for Xmas. I said, ""you bastard, it's the thought that counts."" I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs"
"My 5y/o just threw a 15 min fit because she doesn't want me to get old. I had to tell her if she took a bath it would help me stay young"
"How do we know the Earth was born on April 22nd?"