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Joke of the Day

"New boss. How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)"

"I once saw a headstone that read ""here lies a politician and an honest man."" I wonder how they fit two people in one casket."

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"

"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."

"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"

"I bet if I could see into the future, I would use that power to watch a lot more TV."

"I like my women like my coffee... In a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey."

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"

"What's so weird about a steroid addiction? No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger."