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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"
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"If your partner/spouse tells you they're not reading everything you tweet: A) they're lying B) hi honey!"
"Where did the suicide bomber go when he died? EVERYWHERE!"
"MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol"
"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"
"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"What times does the chinaman go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty"
"Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens."
"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."
"My cow Rosie won 3 blue ribbons at last year's 4H show so I have pretty high hopes for her at this year's chili cook off."