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Joke of the Day

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*"

"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."

"America has to stop all this violence overseas so we can focus on doing nothing to stop violence back here in America."

"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."

"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"

"I painted my computer black last night Now it runs much faster"

"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."

"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"

"What's a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it's really the C!"