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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like my coffee... In a burlap sack, on the back of a donkey."
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"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
"What do you call a virgin redneck? A 7 year old who can run faster than her brothers."
"I have a particular disease for which I deny the existence of some 80s bands There is no cure"
"*waits for you to fall asleep* *rolls out from under your bed* *moisturizes your knees and elbows*"
"""You run like you're making fun of running."" -my brother"
"Me: *eating 3rd Twix of the day* Her: You eat too much candy, you're going to make me a widow Me: *orders 10 truckloads & cancels all plans*"
"I asked this woman if shed join the membership gnomesayin"
"What's the favorite letter of the National Socialist Party? Anyone before the last one actually. Because they are all not Zs."
"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."