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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slav tree? A Dimitree."
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"A Irishman walks out of a Bar"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"
"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"
"Sex with a girl is like going to Six Flags I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"A Smart Liberal"
"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"
"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."