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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red.... Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry Bacon!"

"I'm getting tired of all the Turkey news Turkey didn't need the Recep and frankly I don't either."

"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."

"I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"

"Why can't Jesus roller skate? Because he's naild to a cross."

"I don't understand why some snacks are ""fun-sized"", there's really nothing ""fun"" about having a smaller portion of food."

"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"

"What did the apple say to the apple pie? ""You've got some crust."""

"A man lovingly told his fiance ""I don't have a big house or a yacht like my friend, Harry, but I will love you forever."" She replied, ""Oh, yeah. I love you too. Now, who's this Harry?!"""