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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A: They have the same middle name!"

"You know when you find the BEST hiding place ever to keep something safe and it's so good you forget where it was? That's me and passwords."

"The man who invented the jigsaw has died. May he rest in pieces."

"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"

"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."

"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"

"What on Earth did the NASA discover? Nothing, it was on Mars"

"What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex? Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!"

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? You didn't, the brakes did. Cop: But do you know why? Cuz I pressed the pedal with my foot? Cop: Get out."

"Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se"