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Joke of the Day

"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""

"What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons? Everything"

"I asked a gym instructor to teach me how to do the splits ... He said, ''How flexible are you''? I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''."

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute."

"Do you smoke... The Lady asked,"" Do you Smoke after Sex?"" I said,"" My gosh I never Looked!!!"""

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."

"What's it called when a 12 year old African boy that's crying? A mid-life crisis"

"Do you know why eggs are the only thing to laugh at 9/11? Because it's an inside yolk"

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"

"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"