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Joke of the Day
"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."
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"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"
"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""
"How do most elderly golfers die? They have a bad stroke"
"It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden."
"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."
"Did you here about the circus fire? It was in tents."
"Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend"
"Its not my fault I have a double-chin... When God was giving out chins.. I thought he said Gin so I said I'll have a double."
"Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder."