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Joke of the Day
"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."
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"Did you hear about that guy who said 'that's' like 'dat's'? Instead of saying that's mine, he said dat's mine."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at 3 hoes"
"Doctor: i'd like you to step on the scale. Me: You first, pal."