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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank 4 gallons of tea? They found him dead the next day in his tea pee."

"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"

"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor"

"Earlier today, I made up a joke to tell you guys, but um... tsh."

"I always greet new people with 'Expelliarmus' ..... it tends to be pretty disarming"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"

"What's Funnier then an Obama Joke? DEZ NUTZ!!!"

"I imagine one day my dearest friends will say at my funeral, ""Wow. What an idiot. Who chokes to death on orange sherbet?"""