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Joke of the Day

"Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus."

"Just named my dog Naked. Now im going to walk naked down the street eveyday."

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers."

"wife: im sick of him jeopardizing our marriage therapist: how do you respond to that kyle? me: ill take susan is being a huge baby for $600"

"I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming."

"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

"ive learned that asians will always make Wong decisions when driving..."

"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."

"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"