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Joke of the Day

"When someone says, ""Good luck with that'' they actually mean ""Let me grab some popcorn so I can watch you fail."""

"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"

"Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head."

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian? Because two Wongs can't make a white."

"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."

"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass, &nbsp; If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "

"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."

"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."