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Joke of the Day

"""Wanna hear a chemistry joke?"" ""Na, man, I'm good."" ""Wow, you didn't have to get salty over it."" (Chemically inaccurate but who cares, right?)"

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"

"My mouth so dry... Eli Whitney walk up on me while I'm yawning and invent the cotton gin."

"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."

"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."

"Your Jedi mom is so fat... she should be on a force sensible diet."

"I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece."

"What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? *hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!"

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."