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Joke of the Day
"Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked I hope they learned their lesson."
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"Why would you wrap a hamster in duct tape? So it won't explode when you fuck it."
"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200000 and a parachute."
"Typed in ""My Penis"" for a password Said it was ""too long."""
"Ever worry that spiders have 8 slippers to slap you with?"
"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"
"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"
"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."
"Oh thank God (what I think every time I enter an public restroom that's empty)"