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Joke of the Day
"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."
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"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."
"Who earns a living driving their customers away? A taxi driver"
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"Everybody, it's OK to vote for Hillary Clinton The snuke in her sniz was successfully deactivated."
"What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni."
"Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah, I'm positive!"""
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
"I'm not calling you a slut, But if you had a password for your vagina it would be ""1234"""