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Joke of the Day

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"What do you call a midget party? ...a little get-together."

"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."

"Hydrogen punched helium... Helium didn't react."

"Why did God give women yeast infections? That way they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."

"Lmao this joke has no punchline because Ellen Pao"

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital? ""Oy vey!"""

"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."

"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."