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Joke of the Day

"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"Which professional tennis player masturbates the most? Andy Rawdick"

"How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay?"

"A man with Alzheimer's walks into a bar."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore? He kept on getting nailed into the boards."

"Someone wrote ""Jesus Saves"" in the bathroom stall at Walmart. Evandalism."