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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank... When one fish says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"A blind guy walks into a bar... Bartender: ""What can I get you?"" Blind guy: ""I'll take a coke."" Bartender: ""Ice or no ice?"" Blind guy: ""No eyes...I'm blind you idiot!"""

"It's awkward when I have to pull someone aside and point out that my fly is open."

"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."

"Did you hear the one about the invisible knife? I couldn't see the point!"

"Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you'll see me doing the worm on the runway"

"Why couldn't the Mayans just make a calendar full of naked women like everybody else?"

"How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear."

"Of course, Ludacris isn't his real name. It's Louis D'Cristofferson."

"So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... It was meaty-okra."