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Joke of the Day

"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."

"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."

"An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society"

"Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy? Because my Aggregate Demand is growing."

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... But it needs more work"

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math? yesallwomen"

"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"

"What begins at the end and ends at the beginning? Back to school ads"