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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !"
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"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"What do you call a Sandwich with legs? Bready Legs"
"Hey. Do these camo pants make me look fatigued?"
"Why was the gay man ambitious? Because all he wanted to do was *SUCCEED*."
"[mocking jay part 2] jay: come on guys please stop"
"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."
"Teacher: ok class bring your dioramas to the front of the class Me: [holding a bowl of diahorrea] oh no..."
"A rainbow is doing a drug deal... The cops pull up and the rainbow yells ""I don't want to go back to prism!"""
"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"