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Joke of the Day
"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."
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"One fist-bump from a cool black dude is worth 5 years of my parents loving me."
"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"
"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."
"What oil does Trump use in his cooking? Rapeseed oil"
"A man goes to a barber shop... ""How much for a haircut?"" ""$20"" answers the barber. ""What about shaving?"" ""$10"" ""Okay, shave my head, please."""
"Owning a sword is like being a horny priest... Owning a sword is like being a horny priest, even though you want to, you can never use it without breaking the law."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium"
"How bill Gates counts 1 2 3 95 98 XP Vista 7 8 10 I bet he failed math"
"What do you get when you cross a nymphomaniac with a kleptomaniac? A fucking thief!"