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Joke of the Day
"Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick."
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"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."
"I've just found my iPhone autocorrects ""cunt"" to ""Cynthia."" Which means somewhere in Steve Jobs' past is a woman with one HELL of a story."
"Do you think people who chanted ""Drill baby, drill!"" for Palin had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?"
"Girl you got more red flags than a well played game of minesweeper"
"No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with"
"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Ahh, those were the days..."
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."