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Joke of the Day

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."

"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"

"Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it."

"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."

"Why does Freud always have a cigar? Penis envy."

"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."

"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"