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Joke of the Day

"I sent off half a score of jokes into a competition to increase my chances to win.. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"I don't drink any more. Or any less."

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"How did Kurt Cobain die? With a Cobang"

"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."

"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"

"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"

"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"

"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."

"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"