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Joke of the Day
"I don't drink any more. Or any less."
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"I am not fat I'm just making a very successful recovery from anorexia."
"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."
"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner? It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border."
"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!"
"A guy walks into a bar and says 'ouch' Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile"""
"The only reason I'm on LinkedIn is to find employed dates for the weekends."