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Joke of the Day
"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"
Next Joke
"MAMA DUCK, BABY DUCK Q: What did did the mother duck say to her duckling? A: ""If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one."""
"""Pika pika pika!"" [translated] ""I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."""
"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."
"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."
"Unexpected sex... ....is a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison."
"Wife finds her husband watching tv Man yells, 'No don't do it!' Man yells louder, 'Don't do it, you idiot!' Wife asks, 'What are you watching?' Man says 'Our wedding tape.'"
"""FOR [sound of robot-computer meltdown/Buckethead noise] PRESS 1 FOR [feint but audible screams of someone being chased in woods] PRESS 2"""
"Y don't women grow beards? Coz it's in there jeans ;D"
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"