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Joke of the Day

"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"

"My best friend is so white she pays for her kid's school lunches."

"When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?"

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow? Nothing, she was wearing mittens."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."

"[sits next to friend in a coma, holding her hand] ""Squeeze once if that's an 8 at the end of your HBO Go password."""

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."

"Patient: Doctor what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points? Doctor: Sell!"