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Joke of the Day

"If you love something, let it go. Let it run until it reaches the invisible wall & the shock collar you attached to it's ankle cripples them"

"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."

"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"

"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."

"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."

"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"

"What kind of computer sings? A Dell."

"He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks. The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted"