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Joke of the Day

"I got a new car for my wife! It was a great trade!"

"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own question? I do."

"Why is a violin difficult to play? Because it is fiddly!"

"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"

"What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150."

"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"My eyes are puffy and watery. People at work are going to think I've been crying. That should squash the rumors that I'm a heartless bitch."

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."