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Joke of the Day

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person"

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."

"Had a rabbit that would come by every morning. I'd leave a bit of food for him. But he stopped coming one day. Now he's just some bunny that I used to know."

"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."

"Depression isn't officially on the menu at Taco Bell, but it comes with every meal Truth"

"The Pink Panther's To Do List To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo... Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh... Edit: Formatting"

"Fresh Limerick There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy"

"Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out."