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Joke of the Day

"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."

"They say it ain't over until the fat lady sings. No wonder Feminist can't start things"

"Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s? Because beans always fall through the grill."

"What is the difference between a man and a cat? One eats a lot, is lazy and doesnt care who brings the food. The other is a pet."

"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""

"Why was the mushroom a hit at parties? Because he was a *fungi*"

"I dated a guy so arrogant he walked into a post while looking at his reflection in a store window. I left him. Unconscious on the street."

"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."

"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"

"When somebody yells ""Last one in is a rotten egg,"" Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg."