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Joke of the Day

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab? A FUNGI to be with!"

"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""

"Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said ""Watch out for worms won't you!"" The first one replied ""Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."""

"[impatiently yells] ""What do I have to do to get a margarita around here??"" And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen."

"I hate people who talk about me behind my back... They discussed me."

"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"

"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"