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Joke of the Day

"I can take two pieces of rope eat them wait an hour then shit them out tied together.... I shit you knot... ha shit you knot"

"What has a million and one legs but still can't walk? Jerry's kids."

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example: Ben is in a hurry Ben is in a coma"

"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"

"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."

"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"

"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"

"What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time? M'llenium"

"What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"I have this joke about Ebola... But you probably wouldn't get it."