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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"

"What has wings, but cannot fly. A dead bird."

"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."

"Why did the man get excited when he had sex with a pregnant woman? He could tell all his friends he had a threesome!"

"This guy. This guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes outta no where."

"What do you call someone who drinks too much water? An aquaholic..."

"My teacher actually said this to us before out computing exam... Pupil: ""Will we be able to use the calculator in the exam?"" Sir: ""No, it will be disabled just like you"" No joke, he actually said that"

"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"

"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."

"I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car."