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Joke of the Day

"What has wings, but cannot fly. A dead bird."

"I want to be seen Especially before you slam that door into my face!"

"What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service? Netfocks"

"So I heard the royal baby was 8 pounds. That's awfully cheap for a human baby."

"Religion is like Gym Classes Some people whine excessively about it, most don't really care and those who take it too seriously usually don't go too far in life."

"In Australia, lawsuits are just what lawyers wear to court."

"I read that most accidents happen within a few miles of the house... ...so I moved"

"Hey, companies. No one has their confirmation number. You're the company, you do the work."

"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"

"A man walks into a zoo only to find out the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."