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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow who is also a knight? Sir Loin."
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"I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."
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"If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact."
"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."
"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"
"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"