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Joke of the Day

"Oh you like Oreos? Name five of their albums. And I'm talking their obscure shit like watermelon, none of this main stream birthday cake shi"

"Why did the electric car finish the race early? It had a short circuit."

"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something. Get it?"

"the statue of liberty was a trojan horse thing but it was too hard to break out of and it's full of skeletons now"

"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."

"I used to have a lot of sex... Then my VR headset broke."

"*Brings 8 year old back to hospital nursery with receipt* This one doesn't listen anymore...Can I get a new one?"

"Whats Putins favourite food? Ukrainian take away."

"Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime."