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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
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"there should be a jail just for people that don't break apart kit kats before they eat them"
"How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener.."
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"How do you pick up Jewish chicks? With a vacuum cleaner."
"What do wolves even want from the moon?"
"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"It's not PC to give your wife a black eye You should really be giving her an african american eye"
"My wife freaks out if any of my sperm gets on her face or hair or sister."