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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 Because Microsoft 7 8 9"

"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"

"Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb it's a globe."

"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."

"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."

"I'm not saying he's a gold digger, but he certainly did not hold back when I took him through the McDonald's drive thru."