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Joke of the Day
"My teacher told me to turn in my essay, But I ain't no snitch"
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"What tree gives the best high-fives? A PALM tree!"
"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."
"Knock knock Who's there? Police. Your wife has been involved in a terrible car accident."
"What do you call a man who can smell the future? Nostrildamus"
"The other day I walked up to a homeless person. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'I thought you were homeless!'"
"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."
"""Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight.""-You, counting your lucky stars."
"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"I've always thought chicken breasts just come from female chickens, but it turns out they come from males as well. I suppose that means that I've literally eaten a ton of cock in my life."