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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."
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"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"
"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler"
"I try contributing to society but it keeps insisting I take it back."
"Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes? Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags"
"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
"It is my sincerest hope that the act of dying feels like finally peeing after a long bumpy car ride."
"I wish I had taught my dog the command ""Taylor Swift"" so every time it snowed he would just ""Shake It Off."""
"Have you seen the movie - Constipated? No? Why? Cause it hasn't come out yet!"
"What is loud and sounds like ""apple""? (scream) APPLE!!!"