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Joke of the Day

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"What do you call an important Australian? A significunt"

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."

"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"I've had 3 Red Bulls today and now I can taste my heartbeat."

"A man walks into r/news <removed>"

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese."