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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."

"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"

"What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale"

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"Hey sexy granny, you better call life alert Because I've fallen for you and can't get up"

"I asked Dumbledore what 3 + 5 was. It didn't know the answer because it was a dumb old door."

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"Rapper Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle. :)"

"Dubstep joke Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob bubububu Bob Bob WuuuuOOOOWWWubwubwubwub edit: formatting"