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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative."

"I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?"

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"you know how when geese migrate in a v shape, sometimes one side of the v is longer - Do you know why? more geese"

"Why was the pig in the kitchen? It was bacon."

"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."