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Joke of the Day
"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."
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"Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t? Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends."
"Everyone has something they do after sex like taking a shower. I just get out of my uncles car, and cry all the way home."
"[3 AM] 5yo: *sobbing* Daddy Me: Ughhh..yes, sweetheart, what's wrong? 5yo: I'm lonely... Me: Then, don't ever get married. 5yo: Ok, Daddy."
"Crocs Why is wearing Crocs like getting a blowjob from a man? Because it feels fantastic, but then you look down and realise you're gay."
"When someone cries, ""No one gets me"" I immediately snatch them and put them in my trunk and yell, ""I got you""!"
"What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal? ""It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"""
"The Australian Cricket Team."
"Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work."
"never trust an atom they make up everything"