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Joke of the Day

"I can never remember, is it ""break a leg"" or ""choke and die""? My niece looked pretty upset."

"What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting? Counting Crows"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? L'Hymen!"

"When I finally break up with my boyfriend I'm just going to yell ""UNFOLLOW"" and then walk away."

"Scientists have created a cotton plant resistant to boll weevils. When asked about it, they replied, ""It's unbollweevible."""

"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."

"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."

"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"

"Thanksgiving joke What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky! Just kidding... Drugs. She eats drugs. -Adam Zopf @adamzopf"

"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."