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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Barcak Hussein Obama (or any bought and paid for American politician) and a bucket, full of horse sh*t? Not much, the bucket. Just the bucket my friends."

"Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't."

"What do you call a fat person with a flat butt? A hipobottomless"

"My girlfriend was taking a survey online about ""Which holiday describes your sex life?"" She wasn't happy with me when I chimed in, ""Day of the Dead."""

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove."

"How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world? He plays golf."

"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""

"i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent"

"Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up."