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Joke of the Day
"What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal? ""It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"""
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"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"Turns out I'm addicted to refigerated poultry. I've gotta quit cold turkey."
"What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!"
"Why does Donald Trump hate China? They came up with building a wall before he did."
"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"
"""well well well, if it isn't the person who didn't like my Instagram photo"" is how i like to address pretty much everyone"
"Why did the double agent cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"Seth Rogen and James Franco having their movie pulled due to terrorist threats sounds like the plot of a Seth Rogen and James Franco movie."
"Why did Napoleon's soldiers wear red buttons on their blue jackets during the battle of Waterloo? ... so that they could close their jackets."